I BELIEVE IN MONSTERS

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles:

not-our-tardis:

danyulhowll:

losingmyangelgrace:

wingsofthetardis:

thisisalldeansfault:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

jesus-on-a-unicycle:

Based on this

how about no

WHO THE FUCK-

THE TEXT POST HURT ENOUGH

wow a great fuck you for you

WHO MADE A GIF SET OF THE POEM THAT RUINED MY LIFE

FUCK YOU.

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DO YOU WANT TO GET PUNCHED IN THE THROAT

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Harry Potter over…are you…WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT?

ijustgotback:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

momentsofweakness:

wishfulthinkingoutloud:

amaya-krb:

sarcastictoad:

guitargirlwhowritessillysongs:

This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles. Her power was Babysitting.

Headcanon Accepted.

I have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of Jack Jack’s ‘episode’ Rick Dicker decided to train her to become a special babysitter for supers because for all the chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end, Kari still kept the situation relatively under control.

#KARI WAS THE FIRST S.H.I.E.L.D AGENT

Kari trained Phil Coulson. That’s why he’s so damn good at handling the Avengers.

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“You know, in all seriousness: everyone got hurt on this movie, everyone was scarred, everyone went through a little bit of physical kind of pain. But if you’re talking about something life-changing… something huge, you know, something that really had a deep effect on all of us - not only the person it happened to, but the crew and most of the Western hemisphere - Orlando breaking his rib was huge.” Dominic Monaghan

doctorwho:

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

What’d you bring me? What’d you bring me?

obviously-cold:

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thank you mark gatiss 

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

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now it is the cover of the great gatsby

thisislivkaged:

babiesryum:

failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg

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Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

I don’t know what to make of this….

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

deatheaters:

people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape

niknak79:

You want me to kill her?

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