I BELIEVE IN MONSTERS

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you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos

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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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benedictatorship:

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rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

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deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

NO

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accionormality:

bennetanddarcy:

declaration-of-indesupendence:

I played tumblr on my piano in the key of C.

omfg it sounds so accurate i’m cry

its just like ‘happy, happy, hap- shit’

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rnilkbreath:

home alone time 2 get freaky ;)

lokigotwholockedinhogwarts:

i have this headcanon where Mary just discovered she was pregnant again before she died, and Dean hoped that it would be a baby girl, but he never got the chance

tears-pain-and-gay:

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it

llamallamanewt:

melodyoswinpond:

She will be amazing.

River Song’s timeline (so far), in pictures.