These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
ho ho ho
shit down my throat
AT MY BROTHER’S SCHOOL BAND SHOWCASE THERE WAS A CONTEST AND THE WINNER GOT TO CONDUCT THE BAND WITH THE SONG OF THEIR CHOICE AND THE GUY WHO WON CHOSE THE STAR TREK THEME SONG AND BEFORE HE STARTED CONDUCTING HE TURNED TO THE AUDIENCE AND DRAMATICALLY RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND HE WAS WEARING A FUCKING STARFLEET UNIFORM UNDERNEATH IM DYING
I dont know what to say
AHHH!! I can’t wait to see this, Matt Smith as Patrick Bateman looks brilliant! I’ve always to seen Christian Bale when thinking of the character but this could be fantastic. *Ponders*… Do I or do I not attempt a Patrick Bateman cosplay…
i love striped hyenas because look at this punk little pup
it looks like a chihuahua with a mohawk omfg
i was going to write something snarky here in reply but you’re completely right holy shit i never noticed that
This was one of the best moments in the entire series.
I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
My Favorite Mariah Carey moment
I am really confused right now.
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
Me at thanksgiving dinner with my family
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I SEE IT
collie the police