An Oscar-Worthy Performance
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
Oh, so those snake things sold around the 4th of July are calcium tablets.
It’s just so rad.
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
netflix knows what’s up
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts
This is how super villains are created